Gubernatorial has nothing to do with goobers (peanuts)

I am envious that I am not a California citizen eligible to vote in their
upcoming gubernatorial election. In fact, I'm envious not to be living in the
land of "hot sex". You ever wonder what the word California means? Probably not!

CALIFORNIA: From Latin 'calor', meaning "heat" (as in English 'calorie' or
Spanish 'caliente'); and 'fornia', for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication."
Hence: Tierra de California, "the land of hot sex."
~ Ed Moran, Covina, California
The media is claiming as well as those dear to the political process, the the
gubernatorial recall election has become a farce due to the unlikely candidates
who plunked down $3,500 and 65 signatures to be placed on the ballot. Hey, the
political process says anyone can run, it was not mean to be a "career"!
So, if I could vote in this election, I've narrowed it down to three people who
would most likely get my vote. In no particular order: (1)Gary Coleman. He said
he was running just to see how many votes he'd get. I like that. It's honest.
(2)Mary Carey, famous porn star. She's been screwing people for years and is
honest about it! Most politians deny it. (3)Gallagher, comedian. He made me
laugh, and certainly these days we could use more reasons to laugh, smile, and
be silly.