More Shrones Identified
Esteemed and Honorable Shrone Ro has nominated two shrones to be included in the Soon-to-Be Famous Hall of Shrones! (Something tells me I should set up a special gallery for this because in time hundreds, if not dozens of shrones and shranes will be recognized for who they are!)
Shrone Ro's nominees are:

Roz from Monsters, Inc
"You didn't file your paperwork, Wizowski. This office is now closed." Roz is a scary shrone, the sort whose face would crack if she smiled. Her raspy voice and dry, sarcastic wit have earned her a spot in shronedom. It is without doubt that Roz's previous job was working as a lunch lady. Sadly, when Roz cruises for penis she scares away all of the men!

Edna Mode from The Incredibles
"I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now."
Edna is a Dragon Lady Shrone, the sort who possess dark, magickal powers that will always remain unknowable. She can make cigarettes spontaneously light, craft flamboyant clothing for shranes, and still have enough left at the end of the day to cruise for penis! She is the type of shrone only to dwell in affluent neighborhoods; there wouldn't be any ribbon candy in her ultra-modern home.

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