Tag, I'm It!

I was tagged by Sherry to participate in this little bit of fun. (Thanks, BTW!)

Pick 5 of the following and then complete the sentences. Then pass it on to 3 more of your blog friends! But no tag backs!

The Premise (pick 5):

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an inn-keeper...
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be an astronaut…
If I could be a world famous blogger...
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
If I could be married to any current famous political figure…

Here are my five choices:

1. If I could be a bonnie pirate...then on my birthday which is Nationational Talk Like A Pirate Day, I would totally fit in and have no one think I've lost it.

2. If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...I'd would not wear anything underneath my judicial robes and I'd insist that everyone would call me Your Worship the Shrone.

3. If I could be a writer...I would write using a pseudonym and keep my true identity a secret and only reveal who I am to only those very, very close to me.

4. If I could be a scientist...I'd find a way to incoporate chloroplasts into our skin so we could photosynthesize while sunbathing and thus make our own food and thus end world hunger.

5. If I could be an astronaut...I'd stow Pooky into space with me so we could experiment with having sex in zero gravity. (Naughty laugh)

I tag April, Natalie, and Ro!