Magic Words and Phrases

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I like checking my stat counters to see the search phrases folks use to stumble or find my blog. There are a few this time that have me laughing.

"Sexy ass lori" caught my attention. I'd like to think my ass is sexy. Then there is the phrase "lori likes it". I wonder what it is that I like? Let your mind wander with that one and see where it takes you. I believe "cracked teapot spiritual lady" might be a code phrase for a Shrone. I see I'm not the only one asking how much does Rachey Ray weigh. She has a nice figure for someone who professionally cooks. And the riddle is solve: "pooky smells like poo" reveals the source of the bad smell. All the while we thought it as the litterbox! Actually it is me who is stinky. I showered last Saturday and collapsed onto the floor while trying to towel off. I had used my showering chair and still felt drained. I've since done a few sponge baths. So if anyone is smelling of poo, it is me!