Presenting...Three New Inductees

I'm so behind on my Shrone presenting that today I thought I'd surprise three lucky gals with the news that they have joined the amazing and ever-astounding, and completely unknowable ranks of Shronedom!

In no particular order, please give a hearty welcome to: Natalie, Joy, and Elizabeth!

Probably more later than sooner, or just whenever, you will receive your official bona fide Shrone card and some welcoming gifts!

Hopefully each gal will post of her good news, but in case you don't feel like doing a mouse click over to her blog, here's what made each respective Shrone a Shrone:

Natalie

1. You made the world's ugliest Ugli-ghan square, and only a bona fide Shrone could do that!
2. You know the pleasures of The Weed.
3. You have a kind and generous heart.
4. You possess wisdom ahead of your chronological years, a hallmark of all Shrones.
5. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
6. You are unknowable.
7. You like lions, sock monkeys and office supplies. These are good things to like.
8. You have excellent tastes in fancy, baubly crochet hooks, like that glass one that costs $70.
9. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
10. You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Joy

1. You know the pleasures of Snow Peas, which only real Shrones understand about. (I think it has something to do with that story about the Princess and the pea.)
2. You too have created an imaginery business name that you'd one day like to own.
3. You have a kind and generous heart.
4. You like reading a good, scary story. Shrones aren't afraid to be "spooked" now and again.
5. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
6. You are unknowable.
7. You have been known to get up early in the morning to exercise. That's admirable.
8. You are a "tea junkie".
9. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
10. You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Elizabeth

1. You make no apologies for speaking your mind, and you do so in a manner that is admirable and with integrity.
2. You enjoy a good cigar now and then.
3. You have a kind and generous heart.
4. You've got a style all your own that I admire, like that whole three olive martini thing.
5. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
6. You are unknowable.
7. You have excellent taste in yarn.
8. You take life in stride, are realistic, yet aren't so dreadfully boring not to engage in fits of whimsy.
9. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
10. You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.