By Unanimous Vote...

I'm pleased to announce that Amanda's application for Shronedom has been reviewed and approved! I had a sneaking suspicious that Amanda was a Shrone when she crocheted a booby pillow, and her comment that she envied my ability to shop at the Archie McPhee store let me know she needed to submit her self-nomination form ASAP!

Here are the reasons Amanda is a Bona Fide Shrone:

Amanda


1. You've crocheted a booby pillow. Only a Shrone would do that!
2. You live in the South (which I envy!)
3. You think some days you can change the world: this is the seed of a Shrone's latent desire for Total World Domination ala Baby Stewie.
4. You really dig thunderstorms. (Shrones find them "electrifying")
5. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
6. You are unknowable.
7. You love when the mail arrives.
8. You believe stuffed animals and dolls are alive. They are because The Velveteen Rabbit made it so.
9. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
10. You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Please give Amanda a hearty Shrone welcome and round of applause!

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