The Earl of Sandwich and Would-Be Sea Otter
He doesn't like tuna but he loves potatoes. He lies on his back 80% of the time. He shares a surname with a former British earl. His tail is naturally bent into two places giving it a corkscrew like appearance. On the hierarchy of cats (with Lord Doo topping the list) he isn't even on the list. He is none other than Theodore Montague, now with his own spectacular photo layout!!
Once in awhile a mutant is born. Not quite fitting in with its species it believes it is another creature. Demonstrated by behavior and preferences, the signs are readily apparent that the animal in question has an identity crisis. Such is the fate of Theodore Montague. He lays on his back viewing the world upside down. It is no wonder then that he doesn't act like a typical cat, running to the sound of the tuna can's seal breaking!
Yet, Theodore is loved for all of his idiosyncracies, even that really nasty one where he tries to suckle exposed skin. One might pause to wonder what goes through his upside down mind...he dreams of attacking the world's largest potato!

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