I'm Holding out for Shrimp Fest!

Please, someone contact Red Lobster on my behalf and let them know I am weak, dying, and struggling to live another day! Each moment that passes that it isn't Shrimp Fest my life force drains away. I NEED Shrimp Fest. I've this terrible need to salt and butter myself into scampi oblivion.

Yes, when the AYCE Shrimp Fest happens, I only care for one kind of their shrimp: the scampi.

Sure, the popcorn and coconut shrimp are good, but scampi wins over all shrimp preparations. The garlic, salt, and buttery goodness is the perfect way to eat a shrimp.

Lately when I do watch TV I've been artificially excited when a Red Lobster commerical comes on. Will they announce it is Shrimp Fest? No, they do not. My heart sinks. My spirits dampen. My tummy rumbles with consternation.

How much longer must I endure?

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Posted by The Shrone on July 21, 2006 9:25 AM | | Comments (0)

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