The Ology Meme

As seen on Patent Princess' blog

GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Wendy's
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Fuddrucker's or Cracker Barrel
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 15% - 20%
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Cream Earl Grey tea
Name three foods you detest above all others: Tuna, hard boiled eggs, orange jello
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Beef chow mein
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Cheese and more cheese
What do you like to put on your toast? Butter
What is your favorite type of gum? Cherry or bubblegum flavor

TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? No clue
Number of contacts in your email address book? I have friends and SP swap members, so maybe 60
What is your wallpaper on your computer? A picture of Smee
What is your screensaver on your computer? Probably nothing
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Yes.They are of me.
How many land line phones do you have in your house? Just one
How many televisions are in your house? 2
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Coffee maker
What is the radio station you listen to the most? KOMO 1000 news
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? One.

BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? My eyes
Are you right handed or left handed? Right handed
Do you like your smile? No.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? My wisdom teeth, my colon
Would you like to? Not really
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? My toilet time has been lost due to my ostomy
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Smell
When was the last time you had a cavity? Five or four years ago
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Myself
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yes, through anesthetics before surgery

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? I wouldn't be so bad. I like to plan ahead.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I've never liked my name, but haven't yet thought of more more suitable.
How do you express your artistic side? Crocheting
What color do you think you look best in? Black, purple
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? I have no idea.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Not that I am aware of.
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? No.
How often do you go to church? I think I can count on my fingers the number of times I've been.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? Not that I am aware of.
Has someone ever saved yours? I think so in a figurative way

DARE-OLOGY
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? As long as the day was warm enough
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Depends on who it would be, and no tongues.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? I'm worth way more than 10 grand!
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Since I don't use them much, sure.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Definitely.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? As long as it would be tax-free.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Would it be a large or small bottle?
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? I'm not very fond of hair, so yes.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Yes. I'd do it in a hearbeat.