13 Wishlist Items from Archie McPhee

Archie McPhee is running a contest that I could win my Wishlist items if I post them for all the world to see. I thought this would make for a fun TT list, plus perhaps give my readership some ideas about potential gifts ;-)

1. Bacon Wallet. I want to keep my money wrapped up in bacon!
2. Bacon Tape. I fantasize about wrapping my boxes and packages in bacon tape.
3. Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud action figures. Hey, I'm a therapist in training and need a little guidance!
4. St. Gertrude—The Patron Saint of Cats. I think every dedicated feline maintenance worker needs a St. Gertrude
5. Hindu God Finger Puppets. I love blue-skinned deities and deities with multiple arms.
6. My Analyst Ball. For when I need my own therapy sessions!
7. Invisible Devil Duckie. Because sometimes I wish I was invisible.
8. Meat Shower Curtain. I've often dreamt of lying on sheets of meat. This is the closest I may get!
9. Cat Buddha. I've often said that Mr. Doo is either an enlightened Buddhist monk or a serial killer—or both.
10. Glow Fairies. I'd fill up our spare room with 60 Glow Fairies and turn it into a place of enchantment!
11. Pirate Canvas Bag. Why, to stow all me booty of course!
12. Krishna Singing Alarm Clock. I consider myself one of Krishna's gopi.
13. Hindu Metal Case. Perfect for business cards!