13 Salient Characteristics of a Shrone

This week's list is about Shrones. You may wonder just what a Shrone is, and why are they Unknowable? In case you haven't found The Hall of Shrones listed all inducted Shrones, or read the What is a Shrone page, take the time to do so. Then come back and read what the 13 salient characteristics of a Shrone are for them to make more sense.

1. A Shrone is unknowable.
2. A Shrone hasn't killed her inner child and freely allows it to play.
3. Something about a Shrone says when she gets old and withered, she'll go out cruising for penis/vagina.
4. Shrones are groovy chicks who are super cool.
5. Shrones have a thing for shoes, clothing, and hats—preferrably turbans.
6. Shrones are primarily cat magnets, or animal lovers and get along better with animals than people.
7. A Shrone keeps a supply of stale ribbon candy in her larder.
8. Shrones drink a lot of tea.
9. Shrones are spiritual rather than religious.
10. Shrones tend to favor the jewel tones and gaudy colors, with purple, black, and metallics featuring predominantly in their color schemes.
11. A Shrone is likely to sport a tattoo.
12. The patron land of Shrones is Ireland because that is where the city of Shrone is found.
13. A Shrone is creative and crafty and often expresses her unique sense of style and self.

Think you have what it takes to be a Shrone? Then consider nominating yourself for Shronedom!