Smee's Master Plan

Vials of Astrovirus

Pooky and I are back to normal health after last week's bout with the stomach flu. I developed a theory about how we contracted the suspected astrovirus: Smee. What makes me think this is that during my prolonged napping periods, Smee would be all over me and he enjoyed our presence at home. I believe Smee acquired vials of the virus from a local research lab and laced our food.

Considering that I had been away visiting my brother, then away at Module, Smee was in a serious depletition of love, worship, petting, and basic feline maintenance. The only way he could have me to himself was to make me ill.

I do not doubt Smee's motives. He was incredibly happy to have me here, even if all I did was provide a body for him to sleep upon.