13 TT Lists I'd Create if I Were Clever

My creativity for a one-themed list has suffered significantly since becoming a therapist intern. All of my brain cells are focusing in on learning as much as possible how to be a good therapist without screaming at the parents I work with. The joys of being a child therapist is that I get to play and do work at the same time. Lucky me!

1. I'd list 13 Eskimo words for snow.
   
2. I'd share amazing, fantastical stories of events in my life that radically altered my consciousness.
   
3. I'd share the best jokes I've ever heard and even some of the lame ones.
   
4. I'd list 13 of my most delicious recipes and divulge my culinary tricks and secrets.
   
5. I'd list 13 burning philosophical questions I yearn to have an answer to.
   
6. I'd share 13 of my greatest joys in life.
   
7. I'd share 13 reasons why it's not easy being green.
   
8. I'd list 13 ways to leave your lover.
   
9. I'd list all 10 commandments plus 3 additional that I make up to make a list of 13; or, I'd list all 12 months plus make up one additional month to make 13.
   
10. I'd list 13 of my extraordinary talents, like being clever enough to come up with a TT list each week even if it is lame.
    
11. I'd think of 13 uses for food products that go totally against the package's "serving suggestion".
    
12. I'd reveal 13 pieces of "too much information" about myself.
    
13. I'd list my 13 favorite excuses to get out of doing something.