She was a Great Shrone

She'll Be Missed

Silver "Sassy McKat", official Shrone Spokescritter, passed away yesterday. She lived a full, sassy life of 16 years, and was a fine companion to my sister and brother-in-law. Whenever I'd visit them, Silver would make an appearance, slinking her way into the room, and then would give one of her trademark sassy vocalizations. Silver had the most softest fur I've ever felt. It was like petting silver. She was a wise Shrone. I know she has gone home to the Mother Ship.

On March 10, 2006, she was inducted into The Hall of Shrones. Her salient characteristics and entry into Shronedom are remembered:

Silver Sassy McKat is the Uknowable Shrone cat of Elle Marz. Silver has kitten fur though she is about 14 human years old. Her photo was artificially created because there is no way anyone could put a turban on her.

• She has three phases like the moon: blue="love me, pet me, make me drool"; pink="SASSY!"; yellow="rawlf on your shoe". She has a rare purple phase which indicates contact with the "mother ship".
• She doesn't meow...she sasses: "neeerrrr"
• She is gray..what more be said
• She drools
• She had gone out cruising for penis prior to her spaying.
• She is unknowable.
• She walks around the bed widdershins to ward us from harm
• She shoots through the cat-door at near light-speeds after using litter box.
• She's one groovy cat and I think she's super cool!
• She hasn't killed her inner kitten and she freely allows it out to play.

She is survived by her feline companions, Stormy and Butter, and well as her human companions, Elle and B.