Which creation is better?

Abe vs. Ming

Out in the middle of almost nowhere in Laramie, Wyoming, is a giant head of Abe Lincoln. It's kind of spooky, creepy, and just a little disconcerting to come upon this giant Abe amidst the trees.

I wonder how it might look to replace the giant Abe head with a giant Ming head. Some advantages to the giant Ming head would be:

• Eyes that glow in the dark when light shines upon them. I'm sure that would cause many a car to swerve off the road at night!
• Warning sounds in the form of Ming's various meows. The statue is located on a mountain, so when snowy, icy, or other poor conditions apply, just flip a switch and Ming will give you ample warning.
• Ming is equipped to purr, thus you know when she is happy and content. I'd hate to think of what sound Abe makes when he's happy and content!
• Abe has dull, omnivore teeth whereas Ming comes fully armed with sharp, pointy fangs! Ming is related to the ancient saber tooth tigers. Need more be said?
• Ming has silky soft fur. Abe's beard looks coarse and scratchy.
• Large, triangular ears to hear distant sounds, plus a better range of hearing. I betcha dollars to donuts that Abe was pretty much stone deaf, even though he had pretty big ears!