Deliberately swiped from Princess Trish, because I need a little humor today.

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Tippy Pearl

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Chips Evar

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Pad Safura

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Clove Victoria

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Miss Mae Chehalis

6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
L-Car

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Yooper Joy

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Kitten (W.F.) West

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Cherry Pie Blue Hawaiian

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Mae State Highway 603 (doesn't sound funny, I know!)

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Twix McLachlan (sounds like a country singers name)

12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in):
Locar Sc'cen (ooo! that sounds evil! maybe i'm part of the sith?)

Now, go have some fun with this yourself! Tee-hee!