Please give a hearty Shrone welcome to the newest Shrones to be named! These gals have the honor of being the first Shrones of 2006!

Kathy

1. You are the ultimate feline maintenance worker!
2. You aren't afraid to wear comfortable clothes.
3. You are very creative and crafty.
4. You know what it is like to have physical maladies.
5. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis (even if you forget what to do with it)!
6. You are unknowable.
7. You have a keen spiritual wisdom.
8. You know how important it is to keep the food bowl full.
9. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
10. You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Faye

1. You often daydream about walking down the street wearing a green hat with a large feather in it and nothing else, smiling and cruising for penis at the age of 95.
2. You aren't afraid to go barefoot.
3. You have a strong sense of yourself.
4. You love animals better than most people (very true of Shrones).
5. You feel you are reincarnated (this time you came to be a bona fide Shrone!)
6. You are unknowable.
7. You have a need to plant rose bushes.
8. You are addicted to fiber.
9. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
10. You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Digital Goddess

1. You possess a sharp sense of humor.
2. You don't need a god or church to be at one with the universe.
3. If you were any more eccentric you would pop.
4. You are creative and crafty.
5. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
6. You are unknowable.
7. You know the importance of having a dark or all black wardrobe.
8. You consider marriage and motherhood to be a chronic or serious illness (I agree).
9. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
10. You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Melissa

1. You know what it is like to have a funky gut.
2. You have a fine sense of style and taste.
3. You are creative and crafty, and you like to do things your way.
4. You are a dedicated feline maintenance worker and mom.
5. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
6. You are unknowable.
7. You are trusting and kind (the world needs more people like this!)
8. You have too much blood in your caffeine-stream.
9. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
10. You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.