At my internship I've gotten in touch with my Swedish ancestry through a fellow intern, Stan (aka Sven). He can claim 50% Swedish ancestry whereas I'm only 25% Swede. However, this is enough to engage us in discussing Swedish culture and comparing notes on Swedish culinary creations above and beyond the Swedish meatball.
He mentioned one day a cookie his grandmother would make and how no one bothered to master the recipe. Grandma didn't write anything down so the actual recipe is lost. Nothing is ever truly lost, so I said I could probably track down a variant recipe of this long-lost cookie and see if I could replicate it.
After endless detailed questions on my part, and Sven going so far as to consult a cousin who supposedly assisted grandmother in making the cookies, I came up with the above treat. They are called "kringla" and I flavored these with a hefty amount of cardamom and gave them a light sugar glaze.
What is interesting about these cookies is how they are more like a cake, almost a cinnamon roll. In some variations from the Norwegians the cookie is transformed into a roll and is made into a spiral instead of a pretzel shape. Some recipes call to shape the cookie not as a pretzel but as a figure-8. Some recipes use buttermilk while others use sour cream. There are about 2-3 unique variations on this cookie recipe and I shall experiment to see which one I think works best. My next attempt will be to use the sour cream recipe.
There is also another variation on this where the cookie is more crisp. This is no ordinary cookie, having each Scandinavian culture and region do its own adaptation of it.
I fondly recall my dear friend Pibb with another cookie story. She was raised by a non-biological grandmother who was Swedish. She said at the holidays her grandma would make a special Swedish cookie and that she'd give me the recipe. I was so excited to finally get in touch with my Swedish heritage, to experience something truly "ethnic". When I got the recipe and read through the ingredients list and saw how the cookies were prepared, I started laughing. I had known the recipe all of my life, just by a different name, and assumed it wasn't Swedish at all since no one had ever indicated it as such. Small world syndrome strikes again.
Real Pizza
Yet, real pizza to me shall always be the kind of simple pie found in the northeast. We stopped at Sunny's Pizza where we used to frequent about once a week. Sunny's is a typical pizza restaurant with more than just pizza on the menu: cheesesteaks, hoagies, pasta dinners, fried foods, calzones, and strombolis. Sunny knows the Jarvis family, being that most of the clan lives less than half a mile from the restaurant. Sunny recognized Pooky and welcomed him back home for a visit.
We enjoyed a second meal on our last day from Sunny's, this time eating some cheesesteaks, meatball sub, onion rings, deep fried pierogies, and more.
Cow Cloud
When we arrived for dinner after visiting family, Ann showed me the roast—the filet mignon roast—which is also known as chateaubriand, or tenderloin of beef. I about died because this cut of meat is the prime cut, better than prime rib roast, and it is melt-in-your-mouth tender delicious beefy meaty goodness! We ate chateaubriand for dinner on our wedding night and still rave about it.
I announced to Pooky that we were going to be served "cow cloud" our personal nickname for the tenderloin. Our eyes got big. Holy cow! (No pun intended) We were being treated royally and I then realized that I almost had considered not coming for dinner since Ann presented it as somewhat optional. Chateaubriand is never optional, at least according to my stomach.
Real Chinese Food
We went to our favorite eatery and we were pleasantly surprised to see that the menu and prices hadn't changed in four years! The boneless sparerib combo platter was only $6.50 and was loaded with meat and rice and enough to serve 4 people! I totally forgot how in the northeast you can order by the pint and quart. And I forgot what having real fried rice is like that has real pieces of meat in it!
Junk Food
Being that Entennman's crumb topped donuts are unique to being only sold in the northeast, I bought three boxes of them, two of which came home with me, the first one being devoured during our stay. I also brought back some potato chips that aren't available here. It's the donuts that have me happier than a clam in muddy water!
More pictures of the food so that you might find yourself drooling:
Please, someone contact Red Lobster on my behalf and let them know I am weak, dying, and struggling to live another day! Each moment that passes that it isn't Shrimp Fest my life force drains away. I NEED Shrimp Fest. I've this terrible need to salt and butter myself into scampi oblivion.
Yes, when the AYCE Shrimp Fest happens, I only care for one kind of their shrimp: the scampi.
Sure, the popcorn and coconut shrimp are good, but scampi wins over all shrimp preparations. The garlic, salt, and buttery goodness is the perfect way to eat a shrimp.
Lately when I do watch TV I've been artificially excited when a Red Lobster commerical comes on. Will they announce it is Shrimp Fest? No, they do not. My heart sinks. My spirits dampen. My tummy rumbles with consternation.
How much longer must I endure?
I can't take all of the credit for these recipes that I'm about to share. I have this way of adapting someone's recipe to suit my preferences and tastes. Often my adaptations come about because I don't have a specified ingredient, or I think a substitution would work better. Without further delay, here's the recipes for the pear chicken.
Pear Chicken Marinade
Adapted from Unbelievable Chicken by Ruthie CrickmerIngredients:
½ cup pear vinegar
3 Tablespoons dijon mustard
3 Tablespoons minced garlic
2 Tablespoons onion flakes
1 Tablespoon parsley flakes
½ cup maple syrup or honey (whichever you have available)
¼ teaspoon ground black pepper
½ cup olive oil
Boneless skinless chicken cut into large pieces
I mix all of the ingredients together in a deep baking dish, then I take the chicken breasts and cut them so they are even thickness and size. I then put the chicken in the marinade and let it sit overnight. I then grill it until cooked. I place it on a platter and then dust it with either gorgonzola cheese crumbles or feta cheese crumbles.
Glazed Pears
Adapted from Grilled Peach Halves with Savory Ginger Glaze1 pear per person
The variety of pear you use for this depends on what type you like best, but I think the Bosc works best
3 Tablespoons honey
2 Tablespoons minced shallots
2 Tablespoons soy sauce
1 Tablespoon minced peeled fresh ginger
1 Tablespoon hoisin sauce
1 Tablespoon lemon juice or orange juice (whichever you have available)
I skin and slice the pears and cut them in half. I then soak them in the sauce so they are nicely covered. I then grill them on low heat, just until they get some nice carmelized marks on them. I cook both sides. I then arrange them around the chicken on the platter of chicken.
Snail Butter (It's not just for snails!)
Snail butter is the flavored butter used for making escargot, but it's good for many other things, too!
The snail butter recipe is easily found all over the Internet.
4 ounces of softened butter
½ cup finely chopped shallots
4 cloves of minced garlic
2 Tablespoons of parsley if using fresh; if using dried use only 1-2 teaspoons
The recipe calls for the addition of salt and pepper to the butter, but since salt is already in the butter, I don't add it. But feel free to season to taste.
Simply cream together the softened butter with the ingredients. Grilling corn is a lot of fun. Pull back the husks on the ears without removing them and pull off the corn silk. Pull the husk back over the corn. Then grill the corn on medium heat. The husks have a way of catching on fire as they dry out, but don't panic. Just keep an eye on them.
When ready to serve the corn, brush with the snail butter. Delicious!
Yesterday we accompanied my sister and BIL on a tour of wooden boats in downtown Olympia, and once our stomach alarms went off we discussed where to eat dinner. My sister had a list of places to choose from, and when an Italian restaurant was mention&mdash&a real Italian restaurant—came up, I said I was interested. I know Pooky isn't fond of pasta, but real Italian food is much more than pasta, and the way that my BIL talked of this place, it sounded like a place to try. The owner, he said, was an import from Italy. Yes!
So we go there. It's a small place, nicely decorated, and upon entering we are greeted by a middle-aged man, obviously Italian by birth and upbrining, and he greets us with such friendliness, as if he knows us personally (I like that kind of treatment) and seats us at a table where we're tucked a bit out of the way.
Each table has a bottle of oil filled with garlic and other fresh particles of something. It is for the bread, I am told.
He hands us menus to review. I see an appetizer of shrimp scampi wrapped in prosciutto ham. I imagine the salty, garlicy goodness, but realize then realize an appetizer of $10 was a lot and the entrees were $15.95 and above. I scan the meat dishes and let my mind imagine what the chicken parmesan would taste like when the owner returns to tell us about the day's specials.
Between the noise of the restaurant and his slurred English I am not really certain what he is telling us. I hear a few words like "veal" and think not, but then at the very end he says "cheese ravioli" and I am there! So was my sister. We each got that, and Pooky the veal, and my BIL went with a pork in some kind of reduction sauce.
I like cheese ravioli and this was in a cream sauce with a light lemony essence with a suggestion of crab meat floating in the white, creamy goodness. I think I started eating and didn't stop until I was done, and then I was wanting seconds, perhaps thirds!
We were all inhaling our food. But, the funny part of it all is, about 10 minutes into our being at the restaurant, it is revealed that this is the first time my sister and BIL have eaten at the restaurant! I had been under the impression they had eaten there before.
We ended the meal to die for with shared slices of tiramisu. Drool. Marscapone cheese and espresso soaked lady fingers....
And Pooky had some pasta on his entree plate and guess what? He ate it! Yes, the pasta they served with a basic red sauce was divine! We all fought over the extra plate of pasta the owner brought to us.
Today I looked to find if the restaurant had a website and I couldn't find it listed. I'm not even sure of the name. For all I know the food was simply a very nice dream we shared, one in which I hope to repeat again some day.
Being that I no longer live in the northeast, such things as Fish on Fridays during Lent is no longer part of my awareness. So this bit of news caught my attention: Corned Beef and Catholics. I'm sure without this special exception that some may have short circuited like those androids on a couple of Star Trek episodes when Captain Kirk managed to put them into a logic loop that fried their robotic brains. This is why I'll never fit in well with religions: I wouldn't need a bishop, pope, or other cleric give me special permission to eat meat or other dietary no-no's, ok's, or maybe not's. Hopefully I'm not coming across as disrespectful toward those who do follow dietary guides via an organized religion. My intent is to acknowledge that I couldn't follow the rules. If you can manage to follow them, more power to you, because it does take self-discinpline, self-denial, determination, and believing in that you are doing.
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These are the Lucky Charms pants I am wearing today. It's the only green clothing I own. A little personal trivia. Though Pooky comes from mostly Irish heritage, he didn't have a family recipe for corned beef and cabbage. His grandfather's Irish stew was what he had, but not the traditional CB&C. What is funny is the recipe I use was one that I learned from my previous SO who hadn't a drop of Irish blood in his body (his heritage was eastern European). This year I'm making it in the crock pot (see above) because I want to see if it cooks the vegetables less harshly than the stove top method. For accompaniment I thought of making Irish soda bread but then discovered a box of sour dough bread for the breadmachine. Thus, I'm letting the appliances do all of the work. (Tee-hee)
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I discovered Mr. Patty O'Doo shedding his fur on the burgundy winged back chair. He twisted himself into a very peculiar yoga position, I think it is called the praying mantis or devotional rabbit.
He is actually upside down. I didn't distort the perspective. He is pressed against the back of the chair. Odd little monkey that his is, I'm sure he got better reception that way from the Mother Ship. I'm sure he telepathically communicates with space aliens.
I should have dyed his morning tuna green. There is still time for me to color up a can of Bumblebee. That would be rather weird looking—green tuna! Well, if it can be done to beer....
Tonight is the big store party at HD. I'm entered into two different culinary categories: best dessert and best side dish. The prize is a $20 gift card to the new Applebee's that opened across from the HD, but since neither of us are Applebee's fans, Pooky thinks he can sell them to coworkers if I win. And I hope I'm a contender even though this is a small town ruled more by who you know than what you know.
The first of three carrot cake rounds is baking. My oven is too small to fit more than one pan—technically I can fit two of the pans, but then they don't cook properly.
My side dish will be a seven layer dip. It fills up a 1½quart casserole dish. So there should be enough to feed many people. It's a really good recipe and easy to make.
There's also going to be other prizes awarded, and the goal is to send everyone home with some kind of gift, even if it is just a $5 gift card for the store.
I'm looking forward to meeting Pooky's coworkers, etc. I've met a couple of them, and so far everyone seems pleasant.
We awoke to it being 15°, and we watched the local news to see when this cold spell will end. It has gone on far too long for my bloodstream. I have perpetually cold hands and feet, and in my head I keep hearing the "I'm Mister Freeze Mister" lyrics.

Run, don't walk to your nearest Trader Joe's and buy all bags of Snow Peas in stock. Then box them up and mail them to Joy because she needs them.
I can get them from an Asian supermarket in Seattle cheaper than what Joe's sells them for and there is Japanese writing all over the bag. It's the exact same snow pea crisp.
Now you may be thinking, these things have got to taste gross! A snack made from snow peas?!?! But they aren't! It's like eating a puff of lightly salty crispness, and no hint of grean pea-ness to be tasted. The flavor is hard to explain, but it is addicting.
I think on my next excursion to Seattle I'm going to have to detour to the Asian market and load up on snow peas. My life hangs in the balance until I do!
I adore Rachel Ray and Paula Deen from The Food Network. I try not to miss their shows. I would really love Rachel's job of $40 A Day. She gets to travel and eat while there. As for Paula, I want her to be my mommy!
But I ask myself: How do these women stay thin? Well, Paula is not that thin, but as I figure it, with her use of butter she should weigh no less than 500 pounds. Might there be some selling of souls that's taken place? They don't look papery thin enough to have bullemia, nor does either one look the type for regular exercise.
Well, for Rachel I'm guessing how she keeps trim is that in order to keep below her $40 limit she eats an appetizer for dinner, and for lunch she doesn't get the AYCE special. In fact, she eats a lot less than I would eat. Still, she does drink more alcohol than I do and alcohol is chock-full of Calories.
As for Paula, wouldn't surprise me if she's sacrificing small animals off camera. Anyone who uses that quantity of butter and isn't 500 pounds, and doesn't cook healthy foods has to be cooking up some mojo somewhere!
BTW, just what is the recipe for cooking up mojo?
If you live in Kentucky or in the South then you know what that today's entry title refers to. Today I learned what it is. I'm going to have to make it! The trick is, finding a pot big enough!
Seems that there is no standard recipe other than a basic outline of ingredients. I like this kind of recipe. It allows for creative culinary expression. Therefore, I found three different recipes online and will create my own version from what appears to be consistent ingredients across all of them. I will have to first buy a stock pot large enough and see if I can't invite some people over to eat it with us once I make it. If you're in the area, consider stopping by and helping us eat it. I think it's going to make about 10 servings or more. I hope it freezes well.
Estimated date I'll be trying my hand at making burgoo will be after the first of the month. Hopefully a big stock pot won't cost too much money. And finding okra in the local grocery stores might prove to be difficult. It's not something I have ever looked for around here and I know it's not commonly used.
I gave Pooky a list for some ingredients to make some pork chops in mole sauce via the crockpot for tomorrow. He'll get the stuff after work and I can start it when I get up in the morning. I have no idea how long it will take to cook in the crockpot since the recipe isn't for a slow cooker, but it should work. I want the pork to be fork tender and a crockpot does that to pork.
In my almost year of marrying couples, twice we've been told by citizens living in Seattle that we should eat at a local authentic Mexican restaurant in our hometown of Centralia. For someone to name a restaurant in Centralia worth eating at who lives is from Seattle is a big deal because the restaurant choices here are fast food with a few local establishments that are at best ordinary.
So today I decided it was time to find out why we have been recommended La Tarasca twice by Seattleites. Pooky and I walked to the restaurant because the day was gorgeous and we could use the exercise for our winter bodies.
Some background about the restaurant. It used to be the old Dairy Queen. I have no idea how long the Ayala family has owned/operated their restaurant, but I think it is at least a decade.
I've never had "authentic" Mexican food. I've tried to make my own molé sauce, but realize that it is something one has to be born into and taught by their grandmother. I am willing to be adopted into a Mexican family so I can learn the secrets of molé sauce.
Anyhow, the restaurant is tiny and the hostess knew immediately we had never eaten there before. We explained we were locals recommended by people from Seattle. She was pleased we had finally come to eat. She was extremely personal and friendly with us. She explained that their food isn't like Tex-Mex, but real Mexican food all cooked by her mother from scratch. She told us what the house specialities were.
I went with the enchaladas and Pooky tried the carnitas. I had no idea what to expect, so was a bit surprised that I had two large pieces of chicken on my plate with 4 stuffed corn tortillas filled with a bean and potato mixture, topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
Food is an adventure for me, and I like trying new things. This was extremely new and adventurous. Upon my first bite I was hooked. It just kept getting better. So much flavor, tastes, textures! I don't think I stopped to breathe until I was three-quarters through my mound of food. Pooky let me try some of his pork—again, fork tender and delicious!
Upon receiving our check, our hostess wanted our review and we both swooned. We said we wanted to come back and try their molé, so she said she'd let me sample their sauce right then and there! Oh my God! It is to die for! It is an absolute requirement we return and stuff ourselves with molé! Hopefully next time we'll save some room for some flan. I may even try one of their Mexican beverages.
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Doesn't this chocolate chip cookie look just like every other chocolate chip cookie you've ever seen? I hope so. That was my goal. Does it taste just like every chocolate chip you've ever eaten? Hopefully!
This cookie is unique in that it wasn't made with wheat flour. It is entirely wheat-free.
Pooky has celiac disease and hasn't been a good Loving Husband in that he continued to eat wheat after being told it wasn't a good idea. With a string of digestive symptoms bothering him, he decided that going wheat-free is the best thing he can do. I feared giving up cookies, cakes, and other sweet-toothed goodies. Until I found a wonderful recipe book that has renewed my interest in wheat-free baking.
It's all about blending the right flours. In this case I used equal portions of white rice flour, tapioca flour, and corn starch. Yes, corn starch! And the recipe called for a little sweet sorghum flour. The cookie is slightly gritty from the rice and sorghum flours, but the taste is every bit as good as your standard Toll House cookie made from wheat flour.
Next is to try making wheat-free snickerdoodles.
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Ever since buying a set of spring form pans and can buy cream cheese in bulk at Costco, and have a family willing to eat cheesecake, I've been learning the secrets to crafting this sophisticated dessert.
I couldn't find just the right cheesecake recipe so I took from here and there and created my own recipe. It's white chocolate with a sour cream topping and the crust is shortbread. I made a triple berry sauce to drizzle over it.
My first cheesecake was a cherries jubilee cheesecake. I soaked the cherries for the topping in kirschwasser for a couple of hours, and even the cheesecake itself had a little of the kirschwasser in it. It was a tipsy cheesecake, but oh so good!
I'll have to figure out what flavor of cheesecake to try next. Pooky isn't that fond of regular chocolate. Inspiration will come on its own; it always does.
Today I made Kraft macaroni & cheese (it comes in a blue box) for my late lunch, and as I was falling into a hypnotic trance from its Technicolorâ„¢ hue, I thought back to how when I was visiting with Megan a series of orange foods kept cropping up into my awareness, prompting me now to address the very oddity of said colored foods. First, a list of common garden-variety orange foods.
* Cheetos
* cheddar cheese
* macaroni & cheese
* orange soda
* pumpkins
* oranges and all of their products
* artificially flavored orange products, such as orange Jello, orange Tootsie roll pops, and orange slices
* Gatorade
* orange colored peppers
Unless I am missing an entire food group, the list of orange foods are primarily manufactured foods and are not naturally occurring. I suppose in certain circles the color of salmon could be classified as a type of orange, but since I find salmon to taste as if it lived in the water too long, I shall completely ignore it.
It should be noted that my temporary obsession with orange foods is dervied from the fact that out of all of the colors in the spectrum I despise the color orange. It is a color that makes me violent. I find nothing soothing about it, even when it is dulled as an earthtone. No other words rhyme with it, so even the poet must feel enraged by this wicked color! Hunters are required to suit up in orange simply because of the fact that nothing in nature is so obvious and vulgar (I mean the color and the hunters on this one, so score two for one thought here).
I just thought of something else that is orange: oompa-loompas! Though not a food, they were connected to food manufacturing, and so this gives them an honorable mention.
