February 2006 Archives

Sherry needs a bio statement.

• You have a loving husband who nominated you for Shronedom.
  
• You endure working at Wal-Mart and the customers who shop there.
  
• You have tattoos.
  
• You know what it is like to have physical maladies.
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You are creative and crafty.
  
• You've got a great outlook and attitude about life.
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Kimberly needs a bio statement.

• You have a style 100% all your own.
  
• You are ambidextrous, but interestingly can ride a bike without using your hands.
  
• You love thunderstorms.
  
• You know what it is like to have physical maladies.
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You stylishly procrastinate, a distinctive Shrone trait.
  
• You've lived in Ireland, the land and home of Shrones!
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Robin needs a bio statement so she's not so unknowable.

• You possess a sharp sense of humor.
  
• You don't need a god or church to be at one with the universe.
  
• If you were any more eccentric you would pop.
  
• You are creative and crafty.
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You know the importance of having a dark or all black wardrobe.
  
• You consider marriage and motherhood to be a chronic or serious illness (I agree).
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Faye needs a bio statement so she isn't so unknowable!

• You often daydream about walking down the street wearing a green hat with a large feather in it and nothing else, smiling and cruising for penis at the age of 95.
  
• You aren't afraid to go barefoot.
  
• You have a strong sense of yourself.
  
• You love animals better than most people (very true of Shrones).
  
• You feel you are reincarnated (this time you came to be a bona fide Shrone!)
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You have a need to plant rose bushes.
  
• You are addicted to fiber.
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.