March 2006 Archives

Natasha's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Natasha's bio is pending.


  • You know what it is like to have a chronic illness.
  • You will probably be a crazy cat lady one day.
  • Your favorite color is purple.
  • You have been known to look up a word in the dictionary, and sometimes you get distracted and will end up reading several entries just for fun. (I do that, too!)
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You may have been born about 100 years too late. (Many Shrones are living anachronisms)
  • Winter depresses you terribly.(I often wish we could skip winter!)
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Jess' Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Jess' bio: Geeky fiber fetishist with a soft spot for databases, felines, canines, colorful socks, and the outdoors!

  • You are the sock maven, no--the Sock Queen!
  • You have a cat named Claw.
  • You can be pictured handing out cookies to neighborhood children.
  • You are a a computer programmer, which means you weren't afraid to become what you wanted to be.
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You are working towards world domination through fiber arts.
  • You have a kind and generous heart.
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Jennifer's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Jennifer's bio is pending.

  • You have an abiding love for Ireland.(The City of Shrone is your native soil!)
  • You know what it is like to live with a chronic illness.
  • Most importantly, you love cats!
  • You know the enjoyment and pleasure of Talisman, the best board game of all time!
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You have good tastes in books.
  • You acknowledge the spiritual side of people and believe there is some greater force in the universe.
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Silver's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Silver will be serving as the Paps of Shrone spokescritter for 2006. Her likeness and image will be featured on all official Shrone documents and business.

Silver Sassy McKat is the Uknowable Shrone cat of Elle Marz. Silver has kitten fur though she is about 14 human years old. Her photo was artificially created because there is no way anyone could put a turban on her.

  • She has three phases like the moon: blue="love me, pet me, make me drool"; pink="SASSY!"; yellow="rawlf on your shoe". She has a rare purple phase which indicates contact with the "mother ship".
  • She doesn't meow...she sasses: "neeerrrr"
  • She is gray..what more be said
  • She drools
  • She had gone out cruising for penis prior to her spaying.
  • She is unknowable.
  • She walks around the bed widdershins to ward us from harm
  • She shoots through the cat-door at near light-speeds after using litter box.
  • She's one groovy cat and I think she's super cool!
  • She hasn't killed her inner kitten and she freely allows it out to play.

Camas' Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Camas' bio is pending.

  • You are a Snake, which to some Shrones is just like being a Rat.
  • You want lots of money without having to put forth the effort of playing the lottery.
  • Someday you hope to find the man of your dreams and never marry him.
  • You know what it is like to have food allergies.
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You can sell natural skin care products and drink wine simultaneously.
  • You would look good in a turban and feather boa.
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Mama Kelly's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Mama Kelly needs a bio state to be less unknowable.


  • You know what it is like to have lost an internal body organ.
  • You have a strong sense of self.
  • You understand that religions are simply one of many pathways to the Divine.
  • You aren't afraid to be different.
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis !
  • You are unknowable.
  • You've got cool tastes in Tarot cards (Housewives Tarot)
  • Your sense of style is quirky.
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Molly's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Molly needs a bio statement to be less unknowable.


  • You know what it is like to have a chronic illness.
  • You are the offcial 30 yo granny!
  • You aren't afraid to to laugh, cry, scream, or be quiet.
  • You are very clever, crafty, and creative.
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis !
  • You are unknowable.
  • You know that the mountains heal (and they also whisper to us wisdom of the Earth).
  • You like vintage clothing and accessories.
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

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