Jeannie's bio is pending.

• You have an awesome sense of humor, meaning you find me funny. I find you funny, too!
• You understand what it is like to have physical ailments and maladies.
• You have a strong faith that is inspirational.
• You are creative and crafty because you make lovely doilies!
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out cruising for penis!
• You are unknowable.
• You are who you are and who you are is unique.
• You radiate a passion for life.
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Margaret's salient Shrone characteristics:

• You are were born in the UK. That automatically makes you a Shrone.
  
• You have birds, plants, and reptiles as pets, not to forget your children and husband, too!
  
• You have a healthy, postive outlook on life.
  
• You know what it is like to have a physical malady.
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You were expelled from high school for being naughty.
  
• You know how to enjoy the finer things in life.
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Anna's salient Shrone characteristics:

• You are sassy and saucy and you know you'll only get more that way with age.
  
• You understand what being a kindred spirit means.
  
• You possess a deep and abiding connection with all of the beasties of the world.
  
• You have remarkable talent with creating your own crocheted designs!
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You realize that it is impossible to keep house with only 36 doilies, which is why you require 37.
  
• You aren't afraid of size 20 and higher crochet thread!
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Natasha's bio is pending.

• You know what it is like to have a chronic illness.
  
• You will probably be a crazy cat lady one day.
  
• Your favorite color is purple.
  
• You have been known to look up a word in the dictionary, and sometimes you get distracted and will end up reading several entries just for fun. (I do that, too!)
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You may have been born about 100 years too late. (Many Shrones are living anachronisms)
  
• Winter depresses you terribly.(I often wish we could skip winter!)
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

• You are the sock maven, no--the Sock Queen!
• You have a cat named Claw.
• You can be pictured handing out cookies to neighborhood children.
• You are a a computer programmer, which means you weren't afraid to become what you wanted to be.
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
• You are unknowable.
• You are working towards world domination through fiber arts.
• You have a kind and generous heart.
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Jennifer's bio is pending.

• You have an abiding love for Ireland.(The City of Shrone is your native soil!)
• You know what it is like to live with a chronic illness.
• Most importantly, you love cats!
• You know the enjoyment and pleasure of Talisman, the best board game of all time!
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
• You are unknowable.
• You have good tastes in books.
• You acknowledge the spiritual side of people and believe there is some greater force in the universe.
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Silver will be serving as the Paps of Shrone spokescritter for 2006. Her likeness and image will be featured on all official Shrone documents and business.

Silver Sassy McKat is the Uknowable Shrone cat of Elle Marz. Silver has kitten fur though she is about 14 human years old. Her photo was artificially created because there is no way anyone could put a turban on her.

• She has three phases like the moon: blue="love me, pet me, make me drool"; pink="SASSY!"; yellow="rawlf on your shoe". She has a rare purple phase which indicates contact with the "mother ship".
• She doesn't meow...she sasses: "neeerrrr"
• She is gray..what more be said
• She drools
• She had gone out cruising for penis prior to her spaying.
• She is unknowable.
• She walks around the bed widdershins to ward us from harm
• She shoots through the cat-door at near light-speeds after using litter box.
• She's one groovy cat and I think she's super cool!
• She hasn't killed her inner kitten and she freely allows it out to play.

Camas' bio is pending.

• You are a Snake, which to some Shrones is just like being a Rat.
• You want lots of money without having to put forth the effort of playing the lottery.
• Someday you hope to find the man of your dreams and never marry him.
• You know what it is like to have food allergies.
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
• You are unknowable.
• You can sell natural skin care products and drink wine simultaneously.
• You would look good in a turban and feather boa.
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Mama Kelly needs a bio state to be less unknowable.

• You know what it is like to have lost an internal body organ.
  
• You have a strong sense of self.
  
• You understand that religions are simply one of many pathways to the Divine.
  
• You aren't afraid to be different.
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis !
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You've got cool tastes in Tarot cards (Housewives Tarot)
  
• Your sense of style is quirky.
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Molly needs a bio statement to be less unknowable.

• You know what it is like to have a chronic illness.
  
• You are the offcial 30 yo granny!
  
• You aren't afraid to to laugh, cry, scream, or be quiet.
  
• You are very clever, crafty, and creative.
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis !
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You know that the mountains heal (and they also whisper to us wisdom of the Earth).
  
• You like vintage clothing and accessories.
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Sherry needs a bio statement.

• You have a loving husband who nominated you for Shronedom.
  
• You endure working at Wal-Mart and the customers who shop there.
  
• You have tattoos.
  
• You know what it is like to have physical maladies.
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You are creative and crafty.
  
• You've got a great outlook and attitude about life.
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Kimberly needs a bio statement.

• You have a style 100% all your own.
  
• You are ambidextrous, but interestingly can ride a bike without using your hands.
  
• You love thunderstorms.
  
• You know what it is like to have physical maladies.
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You stylishly procrastinate, a distinctive Shrone trait.
  
• You've lived in Ireland, the land and home of Shrones!
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Robin needs a bio statement so she's not so unknowable.

• You possess a sharp sense of humor.
  
• You don't need a god or church to be at one with the universe.
  
• If you were any more eccentric you would pop.
  
• You are creative and crafty.
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You know the importance of having a dark or all black wardrobe.
  
• You consider marriage and motherhood to be a chronic or serious illness (I agree).
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Faye needs a bio statement so she isn't so unknowable!

• You often daydream about walking down the street wearing a green hat with a large feather in it and nothing else, smiling and cruising for penis at the age of 95.
  
• You aren't afraid to go barefoot.
  
• You have a strong sense of yourself.
  
• You love animals better than most people (very true of Shrones).
  
• You feel you are reincarnated (this time you came to be a bona fide Shrone!)
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You have a need to plant rose bushes.
  
• You are addicted to fiber.
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

• You are the ultimate feline maintenance worker!

• You aren't afraid to wear comfortable clothes.

• You are very creative and crafty.

• You know what it is like to have physical maladies.

• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis (even if you forget what to do with it)!

• You are unknowable.

• You have a keen spiritual wisdom.

• You know how important it is to keep the food bowl full.

• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!

• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.