Margaret's salient Shrone characteristics:

• You are were born in the UK. That automatically makes you a Shrone.
  
• You have birds, plants, and reptiles as pets, not to forget your children and husband, too!
  
• You have a healthy, postive outlook on life.
  
• You know what it is like to have a physical malady.
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You were expelled from high school for being naughty.
  
• You know how to enjoy the finer things in life.
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
  

Anna's salient Shrone characteristics:

• You are sassy and saucy and you know you'll only get more that way with age.
  
• You understand what being a kindred spirit means.
  
• You possess a deep and abiding connection with all of the beasties of the world.
  
• You have remarkable talent with creating your own crocheted designs!
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You realize that it is impossible to keep house with only 36 doilies, which is why you require 37.
  
• You aren't afraid of size 20 and higher crochet thread!
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
  

• You are a Snake, which to some Shrones is just like being a Rat.
• You want lots of money without having to put forth the effort of playing the lottery.
• Someday you hope to find the man of your dreams and never marry him.
• You know what it is like to have food allergies.
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
• You are unknowable.
• You can sell natural skin care products and drink wine simultaneously.
• You would look good in a turban and feather boa.
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

• You have Irish ancestry!
• You are currently looking at the prospects of adopting a hundred and one cats.
• However, you may change the sterotype and get gekkos or treefrogs and forge your way into trend setting.
• You have the power and authority to Canadianize!
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
• You are unknowable.
• You are given to being cynical, witty, humourous, and downright left of center when it pleases you.
• You carry a signature bright red shoulder bag so you can be seen just about anywhere, and be assured that you have what you need wherever you may go.
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

• You have an abiding love for Ireland.(The City of Shrone is your native soil!)
• You know what it is like to live with a chronic illness.
• Most importantly, you love cats!
• You know the enjoyment and pleasure of Talisman, the best board game of all time!
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
• You are unknowable.
• You have good tastes in books.
• You acknowledge the spiritual side of people and believe there is some greater force in the universe.
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

• You are the sock maven, no--the Sock Queen!
• You have a cat named Claw.
• You can be pictured handing out cookies to neighborhood children.
• You are a a computer programmer, which means you weren't afraid to become what you wanted to be.
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
• You are unknowable.
• You are working towards world domination through fiber arts.
• You have a kind and generous heart.
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

• You know what it is like to have a chronic illness.
  
• You will probably be a crazy cat lady one day.
  
• Your favorite color is purple.
  
• You have been known to look up a word in the dictionary, and sometimes you get distracted and will end up reading several entries just for fun. (I do that, too!)
  
• Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  
• You are unknowable.
  
• You may have been born about 100 years too late. (Many Shrones are living anachronisms)
  
• Winter depresses you terribly.(I often wish we could skip winter!)
  
• You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  
• You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
  ]]> http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/03/natashes_bio_salient_character.html http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/03/natashes_bio_salient_character.html Shrones L-P Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:38:43 -0800

  Silver will be serving as the Paps of Shrone spokescritter for 2006. Her likeness and image will be featured on all official Shrone documents and business.

  Silver Sassy McKat is the Uknowable Shrone cat of Elle Marz. Silver has kitten fur though she is about 14 human years old. Her photo was artificially created because there is no way anyone could put a turban on her.

  • She has three phases like the moon: blue="love me, pet me, make me drool"; pink="SASSY!"; yellow="rawlf on your shoe". She has a rare purple phase which indicates contact with the "mother ship".
  • She doesn't meow...she sasses: "neeerrrr"
  • She is gray..what more be said
  • She drools
  • She had gone out cruising for penis prior to her spaying.
  • She is unknowable.
  • She walks around the bed widdershins to ward us from harm
  • She shoots through the cat-door at near light-speeds after using litter box.
  • She's one groovy cat and I think she's super cool!
  • She hasn't killed her inner kitten and she freely allows it out to play.
  ]]> http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/03/silver_sassy_mckats_bio_salien.html http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/03/silver_sassy_mckats_bio_salien.html Shrones Q-Z Fri, 10 Mar 2006 14:50:23 -0800 Molly needs a bio statement to be less unknowable.
  
  
  
  • You know what it is like to have a chronic illness.
    
  • You are the offcial 30 yo granny!
    
  • You aren't afraid to to laugh, cry, scream, or be quiet.
    
  • You are very clever, crafty, and creative.
    
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis !
    
  • You are unknowable.
    
  • You know that the mountains heal (and they also whisper to us wisdom of the Earth).
    
  • You like vintage clothing and accessories.
    
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
    
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
  ]]> http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/03/mollys_bio_salient_characteris.html http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/03/mollys_bio_salient_characteris.html Shrones L-P Sat, 04 Mar 2006 13:45:53 -0800 Mama Kelly needs a bio state to be less unknowable.
  
  
  
  • You know what it is like to have lost an internal body organ.
    
  • You have a strong sense of self.
    
  • You understand that religions are simply one of many pathways to the Divine.
    
  • You aren't afraid to be different.
    
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis !
    
  • You are unknowable.
    
  • You've got cool tastes in Tarot cards (Housewives Tarot)
    
  • Your sense of style is quirky.
    
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
    
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
  ]]> http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/03/mama_kellys_bio_salient_charac.html http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/03/mama_kellys_bio_salient_charac.html Shrones L-P Sat, 04 Mar 2006 13:45:14 -0800 I will be married 14 years in May of 2006. I have four children (2 boys & 2 girls). All five of them are my babies and I love them all dearly! I have loved any kind of craft ever since I can remember. I cross-stitch and I taught myself to crochet and knit. I am currently obsessed with anything knitty. I love to read and love getting lost in the stories. I like getting tattoos and currently have 10. (It's handy to have a hubby who can do them.) I am a football fan and get very loud during the games. And a life-long dream is that someday, I will meet Mickey Mouse.
  
  
  
  • You aren't a lemming who follows the herd.
    
  • You live in the South.
    
  • You would wear Victorian clothing if feasible.
    
  • You are creative and crafty and charmingly wicked.
    
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis !
    
  • You are unknowable.
    
  • You never find what you like when shopping for clothes.
    
  • You are an honorary member of the VLA!
    
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
    
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
  ]]> http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/03/mickys_bio_salient_characteris.html http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/03/mickys_bio_salient_characteris.html Shrones L-P Sat, 04 Mar 2006 13:09:50 -0800 Kimberly needs a bio statement.
  
  
  
  • You have a style 100% all your own.
    
  • You are ambidextrous, but interestingly can ride a bike without using your hands.
    
  • You love thunderstorms.
    
  • You know what it is like to have physical maladies.
    
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
    
  • You are unknowable.
    
  • You stylishly procrastinate, a distinctive Shrone trait.
    
  • You've lived in Ireland, the land and home of Shrones!
    
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
    
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
    ]]> http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/02/kimberlys_bio_salient_characte.html http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/02/kimberlys_bio_salient_characte.html Shrones A-K Thu, 09 Feb 2006 14:44:26 -0800 Sherry needs a bio statement.
    
    
    
    • You have a loving husband who nominated you for Shronedom.
      
    • You endure working at Wal-Mart and the customers who shop there.
      
    • You have tattoos.
      
    • You know what it is like to have physical maladies.
      
    • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis
      
    • You are unknowable.
      
    • You are creative and crafty.
      
    • You've got a great outlook and attitude about life.
      
    • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
      
    • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
      ]]> http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/02/sherrys_bio_salient_characteri.html http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/02/sherrys_bio_salient_characteri.html Shrones Q-Z Thu, 09 Feb 2006 14:42:34 -0800 Robin needs a bio statement so she's not so unknowable.
      
      
      
      • You possess a sharp sense of humor.
        
      • You don't need a god or church to be at one with the universe.
        
      • If you were any more eccentric you would pop.
        
      • You are creative and crafty.
        
      • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
        
      • You are unknowable.
        
      • You know the importance of having a dark or all black wardrobe.
        
      • You consider marriage and motherhood to be a chronic or serious illness (I agree).
        
      • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
        
      • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
    ]]> http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/02/robins_bio_salient_characteris.html http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/02/robins_bio_salient_characteris.html Shrones Q-Z Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:18:37 -0800 A southern-grown mom of four who crochets, knits, and sews for her kids for reasons largely unknown.
    
    • You know what it is like to have a funky gut.
    • You have a fine sense of style and taste.
    • You are creative and crafty, and you like to do things your way.
    • You are a dedicated feline maintenance worker and mom.
    • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
    • You are unknowable.
    • You are trusting and kind (the world needs more people like this!)
    • You have too much blood in your caffeine-stream.
    • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
    • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
    ]]> http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/02/melissas_bio_salient_character.html http://www.homeburrough.com/hallofshrones/2006/02/melissas_bio_salient_character.html Shrones L-P Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:03:33 -0800