Recently in Shrones A-K Category

Jeannie's bio is pending.
- You have an awesome sense of humor, meaning you find me funny. I find you funny, too!
- You understand what it is like to have physical ailments and maladies.
- You have a strong faith that is inspirational.
- You are creative and crafty because you make lovely doilies!
- Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out cruising for penis!
- You are unknowable.
- You are who you are and who you are is unique.
- You radiate a passion for life.
- You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
- You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
Anna's bio statement is pending.
Anna's salient Shrone characteristics:
- You are sassy and saucy and you know you'll only get more that way with age.
- You understand what being a kindred spirit means.
- You possess a deep and abiding connection with all of the beasties of the world.
- You have remarkable talent with creating your own crocheted designs!
- Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
- You are unknowable.
- You realize that it is impossible to keep house with only 36 doilies, which is why you require 37.
- You aren't afraid of size 20 and higher crochet thread!
- You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
- You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Jess' bio: Geeky fiber fetishist with a soft spot for databases, felines, canines, colorful socks, and the outdoors!
- You are the sock maven, no--the Sock Queen!
- You have a cat named Claw.
- You can be pictured handing out cookies to neighborhood children.
- You are a a computer programmer, which means you weren't afraid to become what you wanted to be.
- Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
- You are unknowable.
- You are working towards world domination through fiber arts.
- You have a kind and generous heart.
- You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
- You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
Jennifer's bio is pending.
- You have an abiding love for Ireland.(The City of Shrone is your native soil!)
- You know what it is like to live with a chronic illness.
- Most importantly, you love cats!
- You know the enjoyment and pleasure of Talisman, the best board game of all time!
- Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
- You are unknowable.
- You have good tastes in books.
- You acknowledge the spiritual side of people and believe there is some greater force in the universe.
- You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
- You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
Camas' bio is pending.
- You are a Snake, which to some Shrones is just like being a Rat.
- You want lots of money without having to put forth the effort of playing the lottery.
- Someday you hope to find the man of your dreams and never marry him.
- You know what it is like to have food allergies.
- Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
- You are unknowable.
- You can sell natural skin care products and drink wine simultaneously.
- You would look good in a turban and feather boa.
- You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
- You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
Kimberly needs a bio statement.
- You have a style 100% all your own.
- You are ambidextrous, but interestingly can ride a bike without using your hands.
- You love thunderstorms.
- You know what it is like to have physical maladies.
- Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
- You are unknowable.
- You stylishly procrastinate, a distinctive Shrone trait.
- You've lived in Ireland, the land and home of Shrones!
- You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
- You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
Faye needs a bio statement so she isn't so unknowable!
- You often daydream about walking down the street wearing a green
hat with a large feather in it and nothing else, smiling and cruising
for penis at the age of 95.
- You aren't afraid to go barefoot.
- You have a strong sense of yourself.
- You love animals better than most people (very true of Shrones).
- You feel you are reincarnated (this time you came to be a bona fide Shrone!)
- You are unknowable.
- You have a need to plant rose bushes.
- You are addicted to fiber.
- You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
- You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
Kathy needs a bio statement so she isn't so unknowable!
- You are the ultimate feline maintenance worker!
- You aren't afraid to wear comfortable clothes.
- You are very creative and crafty.
- You know what it is like to have physical maladies.
- Something about you says when you get old and
withered, you just might go out crusing for penis (even if you forget
what to do with it)!
- You are unknowable.
- You have a keen spiritual wisdom.
- You know how important it is to keep the food bowl full.
- You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
- You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
Amamda needs a bio statement so she isn't so unknowable!
- You've crocheted a booby pillow. Only a Shrone would do that!
- You live in the South (which I envy!)
- You think some days you can change the world: this is the seed of a Shrone's latent desire for Total World
- Domination ala Baby Stewie.
- You really dig thunderstorms. (Shrones find them "electrifying")
- Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
- You are unknowable.
- You love when the mail arrives.
- You believe stuffed animals and dolls are alive. They are because The Velveteen Rabbit made it so.
- You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
- You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
Amy needs a bio statement so she isn't so unknowable!
- You have 5 cats (like me)!
- You live in the South (which I envy!)
- You have a kind and generous heart.
- You have always had a unique personal style which is the hallmark of a Shrone.
- Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
- You are unknowable.
- You intuitively understand the state of being of Shronedom and have summarized it perfectly.
- You have wonderful taste in teaware (the Cattitude collection)!
- You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
- You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.
