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Jeannie's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Jeannie's bio is pending.

  • You have an awesome sense of humor, meaning you find me funny. I find you funny, too!
  • You understand what it is like to have physical ailments and maladies.
  • You have a strong faith that is inspirational.
  • You are creative and crafty because you make lovely doilies!
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out cruising for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You are who you are and who you are is unique.
  • You radiate a passion for life.
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Anna's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Anna's bio statement is pending.


Anna's salient Shrone characteristics:

  • You are sassy and saucy and you know you'll only get more that way with age.
  • You understand what being a kindred spirit means.
  • You possess a deep and abiding connection with all of the beasties of the world.
  • You have remarkable talent with creating your own crocheted designs!
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You realize that it is impossible to keep house with only 36 doilies, which is why you require 37.
  • You aren't afraid of size 20 and higher crochet thread!
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Jess' Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Jess' bio: Geeky fiber fetishist with a soft spot for databases, felines, canines, colorful socks, and the outdoors!

  • You are the sock maven, no--the Sock Queen!
  • You have a cat named Claw.
  • You can be pictured handing out cookies to neighborhood children.
  • You are a a computer programmer, which means you weren't afraid to become what you wanted to be.
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You are working towards world domination through fiber arts.
  • You have a kind and generous heart.
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Jennifer's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Jennifer's bio is pending.

  • You have an abiding love for Ireland.(The City of Shrone is your native soil!)
  • You know what it is like to live with a chronic illness.
  • Most importantly, you love cats!
  • You know the enjoyment and pleasure of Talisman, the best board game of all time!
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You have good tastes in books.
  • You acknowledge the spiritual side of people and believe there is some greater force in the universe.
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Camas' Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Camas' bio is pending.

  • You are a Snake, which to some Shrones is just like being a Rat.
  • You want lots of money without having to put forth the effort of playing the lottery.
  • Someday you hope to find the man of your dreams and never marry him.
  • You know what it is like to have food allergies.
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You can sell natural skin care products and drink wine simultaneously.
  • You would look good in a turban and feather boa.
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Kimberly's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Kimberly needs a bio statement.


  • You have a style 100% all your own.
  • You are ambidextrous, but interestingly can ride a bike without using your hands.
  • You love thunderstorms.
  • You know what it is like to have physical maladies.
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You stylishly procrastinate, a distinctive Shrone trait.
  • You've lived in Ireland, the land and home of Shrones!
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Faye's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Faye needs a bio statement so she isn't so unknowable!


  • You often daydream about walking down the street wearing a green hat with a large feather in it and nothing else, smiling and cruising for penis at the age of 95.
  • You aren't afraid to go barefoot.
  • You have a strong sense of yourself.
  • You love animals better than most people (very true of Shrones).
  • You feel you are reincarnated (this time you came to be a bona fide Shrone!)
  • You are unknowable.
  • You have a need to plant rose bushes.
  • You are addicted to fiber.
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Kathy's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Kathy needs a bio statement so she isn't so unknowable!


  • You are the ultimate feline maintenance worker!

  • You aren't afraid to wear comfortable clothes.

  • You are very creative and crafty.

  • You know what it is like to have physical maladies.

  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis (even if you forget what to do with it)!

  • You are unknowable.

  • You have a keen spiritual wisdom.

  • You know how important it is to keep the food bowl full.

  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!

  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Amanda's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Amamda needs a bio statement so she isn't so unknowable!
  • You've crocheted a booby pillow. Only a Shrone would do that!
  • You live in the South (which I envy!)
  • You think some days you can change the world: this is the seed of a Shrone's latent desire for Total World
  • Domination ala Baby Stewie.
  • You really dig thunderstorms. (Shrones find them "electrifying")
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You love when the mail arrives.
  • You believe stuffed animals and dolls are alive. They are because The Velveteen Rabbit made it so.
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Amy's Bio & Salient Characteristics

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Amy needs a bio statement so she isn't so unknowable!


  • You have 5 cats (like me)!
  • You live in the South (which I envy!)
  • You have a kind and generous heart.
  • You have always had a unique personal style which is the hallmark of a Shrone.
  • Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis!
  • You are unknowable.
  • You intuitively understand the state of being of Shronedom and have summarized it perfectly.
  • You have wonderful taste in teaware (the Cattitude collection)!
  • You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
  • You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

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