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Kari's Bio & Salient Shrone Characteristics
Send e-mail	Kari needs to submit a bio statement. Until then she is most unknowable! You have passionate political opinions and aren't afraid to share them. You refer to your son as The Boy in your blog (that's very shrone-like!). You have a quirky sense of humor. You are creative, crafty, wise, and possibly unknowable. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis or vagina! (I think it kicks ass that you acknowledge your bisexuality!) You tell it like it is! You're generous and kind. You're a kindred spirit. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool! Despite all you've been through, you haven't killed your inner child. Date of Shronedom: Unknowable

Lady Linoleum's Bio & Salient Shrone Characteristics
Send e-mail	LadyLinoleum (a.k.a. Regina Rioux Gonzalez) is an exhibiting artist and fabricator of creatures obsessed with fairytales, felt and guerrilla vegetables. She received her Bachelor's Degree in Art from California State University, Northridge, and her Master's Degree in Fine Art from Claremont Graduate University. After finishing her education she taught art to children and adults. Currently, she spends her days generating income and her nights enmeshed in a world populated by crocheted churros sporting sombreros, vegetables wielding weapons, bins filled with yarn, felt and sordid errata, making art, assembling creatures and devising ways to unleash them on an unsuspecting world. Not only do you create amazing crocheted veggies, chickens, and fruits, you adorn them with wonderfully disturbing eyeballs. Anyone who calls themself Lady Linoleum is definitely a Shrone! Your blog is so awesome and provides much needed humor. You have awesome creative talent that makes you a Super Shrone. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis! You are unknowable. You proudly crochet and are a Hillbilly Knitter! You are kind and generous. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool! You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play. Date of Shronedom: Unknowable

Lene's Bio & Salient Shrone Characteristics
	I honestly can't think of what I'd say about myself. To anyone who doesn't know me, any description of me would just be a cliche', and if you do know me, you already know all you need to about me. Not interested in sharing my email addy, and it seems silly to only share my age, although I certainly don't mind it. (45, in case you do want it.) You've a randy sense of humor that is highly becoming of a Shrone. You have a kitty named Persephone (I did too!) You have a kind and generous heart. You were born in a year of the Rat (the most charming, best Chinese zodiac sign there is!). Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis! Heck, I think you might actually cruise for it now (tee-hee)! You are unknowable. You know what it is like to have serious health problems. You know how to be a great secret pal! You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool! You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play. Date of Shronedom: November 14, 2005

Marvie's Bio & Salient Shrone Characteristics
	Marvie needs a bio statment so she's not so unknowable. You have a nifty Goddess nature about you which is totally Shrone! You have kitties! You have a kind and generous heart. You get to travel to places in Europe making you an International Shrone of Unknowability! Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis! You are unknowable. You have true Shrone spirit, taking life in stride and shining as a guiding light that shines for others. You are also a Rat from the Chinese zodiac which means you have oodles of charm! You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool! You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play. Date of Shronedom: November 20, 2005

Elle Marz's Bio & Salient Shrone Characteristics
	Elle Marz is the sister of The Unknowable Shrone, therefore making her an Unknowable Shrone sibling! You understand the majesty and divinity of cats and suspect their alien origins. You possess a unique style and sense of humor indicative of a shrone. You have a kind and generous heart. You possess a keen spiritual awareness that is the magic of being a Shrone. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out cruising for penis! You are unknowable. You ve been a wonderful sister to the Original Shrone for 33 years and counting. You comprehend the Dewey Decimal system, plus possibly know the Library of Congress system, and you may even have your own ISBN! You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool! You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play. Date of Shronedom: At birth

Melinda's Bio & Salient Shrone Characteristics
	Still seeking her place in the world after all these years. You have many creative talents, crocheting being one of them. You are as good as Oprah at recommending great books to read. You have a kind and generous heart. You've been very influential in my life regarding Christianity, and I value the wisdom and knowledge you've shared with me. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis! You are unknowable. You live in the South (which I so envy!). You have a thoughtful, unique view of life that is tres Shrone. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool! You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play. Date of Shronedom: November 13, 2005

Melissa's Bio & Salient Shrone Characteristics
	A southern-grown mom of four who crochets, knits, and sews for her kids for reasons largely unknown. You know what it is like to have a funky gut. You have a fine sense of style and taste. You are creative and crafty, and you like to do things your way. You are a dedicated feline maintenance worker and mom. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis! You are unknowable. You are trusting and kind (the world needs more people like this!) You have too much blood in your caffeine-stream. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool! You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play. Date of Shronedom: February 7, 2006

NakedJen's Bio & Salient Shrone Characteristics
	NakedJen needs a bio statment so she's not so unknowable. You have survived physical trials and travails with style, grace, and aplomb. You have wonderful doggies! You have a kind and generous heart. You have had life experiences, such as following the Grateful Dead, that I can only imagine about! Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just might go out crusing for penis! You are unknowable. You help other women realize the Goddess within them with your Naked Fridays. You have an aura about you that resonates "trust in the universe, for life is a remarkable, awesome journey we're all on and let's enjoy the ride." You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool! You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play. Date of Shronedom: December 1, 2005